This sucks…but…I have to admit. It’s a pretty baller move

Air conditionerz are cool blasters with a Z…I don’t know where that came from

And I call forks…food rakes

I call sandwiches…sammies, sandoozles or adam sandlers

Can I get apps and zerts

I call eggs pre-birds…OR…future birds

Tell me about you. Tell me about your friends. Be as supercial as possible

Three words for you. Treat. Yo. Self.

You can’t make art, because you ARE art. You’re beautiful

I’m a little bit surprised because I didn’t think angels could fly so low

Clothes (treat yo self). Frangrances (treat yo self). Massages (treat yo self). Mimosas (treat yo self). Fine leather goods (treat yo self)

It’s the best day of the year. (The best day of the year)

Well, let’s go in my go-go mobile…car