The two reverends from Verona approacheth……Read a book people!

You guys can get stupid when you’re drunk. You got two levels. You got not drunk and stupid. You skip all of this space

Fuck I left the oven on!

It’s so good! Once it hits your lips…it’s so good!

I didn’t write that. I read between the lines.

I’m no tweeting anyone, I’m just tweeting, ok?

Don’t cry!

Who gives a fuck?

But again, that’s what the world is like, people take everything personally, they think the world revolves around them!

He killed that dead didn’t he?

And I’m not feeling this because you’re leaving. And not because it feels good to feel this way, which by the way it does…or did before you went off like that. I can’t figure out the mathematics of this. I just know, I love you

I apologize for the blunt delivery. But as problematic as this fact may be…I am in love…with you

I apologize for the blunt delivery

Emotional damage!

We’re going to Home Depot. Buy some wallpaper. Get some flooring…stuff like that. Maybe Bed Bath & Beyond