Ha…gayyyy

Your age indicates that you made bad life decisions

and who the hell are you texting?! Everyone you know is already here

Nobody picks up on my patterns. what am I going to say next? Graham cracker! you didn’t know

I don’t think I’m jumpy enough if my friends can steal my blood!

Ew…no!

I have no idea how someone can do what you’re about to do

I was so unpopular in highschool the crossing guard used to lure me into traffic

I pooped my pants

She was born in the 80s. She still uses her phone as a phone

Stop saying I’m different!

So don’t question Señor Chang or you’ll get bit!

I’m gonna be sophisticated and have no job. Or a job that looks from a distance like I do nothing

yea…I’m funny

I’ve given this a lot of thought and I’ve decided we should sleep on it