He seduced me with his dark, Chinese powers

That dude is crazy. He told me girls have 2 pee holes

I don’t understand any of these puns. I think I need to learn history

Don’t worry, we have all of the proper permits. O silly me this is a coupon for 20% off at Bed Bath & Beyond

I don’t know what to do. My whole brain is crying

Hello during a random dessert. The month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from the uterus

en español my nickname is El Tigre Chino!

et tu brute? Am I using that right?!

Stop trying to fluster me with your handsomeness

How about I pound you like a boy!…That didn’t come out right

magical elf-like man who makes us all magical by being near us