And I’m not feeling this because you’re leaving. And not because it feels good to feel this way, which by the way it does…or did before you went off like that. I can’t figure out the mathematics of this. I just know, I love you

I apologize for the blunt delivery. But as problematic as this fact may be…I am in love…with you

I apologize for the blunt delivery

Who run the world…girls (girls!)

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays

All I want for Christmas…is you…

en español my nickname is El Tigre Chino!

It’s your birthday. God bless you this day. You gave me the gift of a little sister, and I’m proud of you today!

merry christmas you filthy animal

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

I want to wish you a merry christmas, from the bottom of my heart

Joy to the world, the Lord has come. Let Earth receive her king!

DELICIOUS (by Azzyland)