Dude that’s so funny, I laugh everytime.

Fun fact! Actually, sad fact.

Ooh! Haha, I almost just slipped and ate shit!

Fuck I left the oven on!

Can I put my balls in yo jaws

It’s so good! Once it hits your lips…it’s so good!

I didn’t write that. I read between the lines.

I’m no tweeting anyone, I’m just tweeting, ok?

Don’t cry!

Who gives a fuck?

But again, that’s what the world is like, people take everything personally, they think the world revolves around them!

He killed that dead didn’t he?

Emotional damage!

I find you guilty of murder, because you are killing it!

I don’t trust like that!