(yelling) I’m sorry! I’m sorry!

sorry

Dude, I’m sorry man. That was crazy man.

Woah…what?

Oops…my bad

I fucked up. I fucked up real bad. I’m sorry

I’m so sorry, I really messed up

I did that. I did that. That’s my fault.

ohhhh…sorry dude

I can’t help but feel partially responsible

(mario brothers fail sound)

hehe…oh…my bad

but she caught on the counter (it wasn’t me). saw me kissin’ on the sofa (it wasn’t me)