This sucks…but…I have to admit. It’s a pretty baller move

You’re right…that was confusing

Air conditionerz are cool blasters with a Z…I don’t know where that came from

And I call forks…food rakes

I call sandwiches…sammies, sandoozles or adam sandlers

And YOU are about to get a free lesson…only this lesson will cost you

This lesson will cost you. Good day.

Can I get apps and zerts

I call eggs pre-birds…OR…future birds

Tell me about you. Tell me about your friends. Be as supercial as possible

In order to think like one of these guys. You have to think like them

I have no idea what I’m doing. But I know I’m doing it really really well

Salt water will warp the wood. So keep the tears in your eyes where they belong

There is no quiet anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins

We will take 4 bottles. Please and thank you