what you lucky my friend’s holding me back. Cause I tear yo head off

Oil? Who said somethin’ about oil, bitch. You cookin?

how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building

Holy hell, that’s a lot of alcohol…We will take 4 bottles. Please and thank you.

You always say I want to experience things, but I don’t think you actually want to experience things, because you would experience it if you wanted to experience things

Dude, don’t call us plucky. We don’t know what it means

Did we just become best friends? (yup!)

I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we’d all eat and be happy (she doesn’t even go here…)

When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is

A dope ass beat…(I don’t know what that is)

Put that cookie down…NOW

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

Cause I’m a lion, I’m a tiger over here, I’m a bear!…oh my…

Did we just become best friends? (yup!) Do you want to do karate in the garage?