I think we should set up a mud wrestling pit…I’m not kidding. Fight and may the best woman win

What are you doing coming to a girl’s bra party? Do you have a vagina?

This moment makes me realize that the prozak and the margaritas were so smart

What happened to us? We went through the midtown tunnel and took acid? What the f*ck?!

I don’t know what’s in our water. What kind of kool-aid are we drinking

It’s a major major fashion moment

She’s rabid…like a dog in heat. Like a rabid wild animal

And Sonja, I mean she looks like half a whore too. But she’s the best of all of us

These girls are so jealous of my tattoo…bodysuit. I mean it’s hilarious

Karma’s a bitch. And she always shows up. Even in Mexico

Take a xanax. CALM DOWN!