Sounds with stand up comedy

You guys can get stupid when you’re drunk. You got two levels. You got not drunk and stupid. You skip all of this space

Fuck I left the oven on!

I didn’t write that. I read between the lines.

I’m no tweeting anyone, I’m just tweeting, ok?

Don’t cry!

Who gives a fuck?

But again, that’s what the world is like, people take everything personally, they think the world revolves around them!

He killed that dead didn’t he?