When you try your best and you don’t succeed

well there goes your social life

Tell me about you. Tell me about your friends. Be as supercial as possible

Stopped listening after you said that we needed a plan

Forever forever ever forever EVER?

Hey…it’s me…knock knock. So ugh…you got me money

Wait till they get a load of me

I mean I mean…my GOD!

bye, felicia

And it’s like…ugh…

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party

Show me the money

I want to thank you

and who the hell are you texting?! Everyone you know is already here

One day it will happen. One day…