Ha ha ha ha, let’s go, let’s go, hahaha

(seinfeld theme song)

Bill Nye the science guy (Bill Nye the science guy)

Ha…gayyyy

(supercell jingle)

(ruff ryders anthem)

It’s me, Mario

what! what! what!

Pressure, pushing down on me

(singing) Oh…no… (ruff ryders anthem)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (background noise)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

you’ve lost that loving feeling

I don’t like spiders, I don’t like spiders, please, no, no

Welcome to the fifth annual playa haters award ceremony