The three most useless jobs in the world are, in order, lawyer, congressman, and doctor

If you smell…what The Rock…is…cooking

Fuck the police comin’ straight from the underground. A young n*gga got it bad ’cause I’m brown

Oh COME ON!

A dope ass beat…(I don’t know what that is)

When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead…true story

(haha)…sucks to me YOU man…!

All the time travel in the world can’t make someone love you

I drink to that

The center has to be at least…3 times bigger than this

They may take our lives…but they’ll never take our FREEDOM

Don’t you ever ever ever ever ever ever come by here

Put that cookie down…NOW

Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is HOV. H to the O V