Oh my god! Ok, it’s happening. Everybody stay calm…STAY F*CKING CALM!

Arrogance and fear still keep you from learning the lesson…it’s not about you

Just sprinkle some crack on him. Let’s get out of here

失敗

對對對謝謝幫忙。得閒飲茶。再見 （港式普通話）

(chanting) Al…righty then

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

This is DOO DOO BABY!

My mind is playing tricks on me

Alan alan alan alan

It’s alright. We all good.

Umm…excuse me

Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond. But it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Curb your enthusiasm (theme song)