You just remember what your old pal said, boy, you’ve got a friend in me

(music: you’ve got a friend in my outro)

Read a book people!

The two reverends from Verona approacheth……Read a book people!

im 36, im 36, why is always everybody versus me, im not thanos

this sounds like a diplo song

Ok. I don’t want to make fun of him because maybe English isn’t his first language, he’s trying his best and that’s great, you know? But!

You’re a dork, we don’t care.

It’s my life. It’s now or never

Oh me? Sorry I’m just off to the gym here. Sounds pretty good, doesn’t it? Oh, what’d I do this morning, I just went to the gym!

Tommy used to work on the docks. Union been on strike…

咩呀有咁嘅事

In true narcissist fashion baby! I’m not living for you guys, I’m living for me.

Oh my god I’m so bored!

Alright, I’ve got some pretty good cringe for us today.