Friends…how many of us have them?

It’s the final countdown!

Turn that Poop into Wine

Can I put my balls in yo jaws

Pope is a rockstar

hold your breath!

WOAH…! I Feel Good

It’s so good! Once it hits your lips…it’s so good!

I’m at the top of my game! I’m right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don’t think so…I don’t think so

Hamburgers…the corner stone of any nutritious breakfast

Every mouthful is packed with that wonderful asian flavor

I threw it on the ground

新年快樂, 恭喜發財, 年年有餘, 鴻圖大展, 五福臨門, 團圓有餘, 恭賀新禧, 財源廣進, 財源滾滾, 大吉大利, 冒險樂園, 新春如意, 開春大吉, 六畜高発, 閤家平安, 新春快樂…

call call call call call…call ah!

but she caught on the counter (it wasn’t me). saw me kissin’ on the sofa (it wasn’t me)