She’s going to go cause-you know I guess the boyfriend is more important. No i’m joking!

你應該硬唔硬 應該軟唔軟 你姐係咩意思姐

He killed that dead didn’t he?

If you don’t know who I am, my name’s Hyram and I’m passionate about teaching you how to perfect your skincare routine!

I’m like – girl, I think you know your shit, that’s cool!

話你係雞 佢點證明你係雞呀

Who gon check me boo?

So nasty and so rude

I think we should set up a mud wrestling pit…I’m not kidding. Fight and may the best woman win

This moment makes me realize that the prozak and the margaritas were so smart

What are you doing coming to a girl’s bra party? Do you have a vagina?

What happened to us? We went through the midtown tunnel and took acid? What the f*ck?!

multiple partners…it’s the quality inn, not the quantity inn…

That’s MY OPINION

I don’t know what’s in our water. What kind of kool-aid are we drinking