Stop saying I’m different!

So don’t question Señor Chang or you’ll get bit!

I’m gonna be sophisticated and have no job. Or a job that looks from a distance like I do nothing

yea…I’m funny

And I’m not feeling this because you’re leaving. And not because it feels good to feel this way, which by the way it does…or did before you went off like that. I can’t figure out the mathematics of this. I just know, I love you

Money money money money…money

I’ve given this a lot of thought and I’ve decided we should sleep on it

I apologize for the blunt delivery. But as problematic as this fact may be…I am in love…with you

You…complete me

I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighin’ off evil samurai

I will love you, baby…

I’ll be there ’til the stars don’t shine. ‘Til the heavens burst

He seduced me with his dark, Chinese powers

That dude is crazy. He told me girls have 2 pee holes

I’ll be there for you