Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop around and look around for awhile, you might miss it

And I call forks…food rakes

I call sandwiches…sammies, sandoozles or adam sandlers

I have to draw you

boppity boopy? beepata boopata boppata boppata

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You’re cool…Fuck you I’m OUT

You’re why cavemen painted on walls

The first rule of fight club is…do not talk about fight club

And YOU are about to get a free lesson…only this lesson will cost you

This lesson will cost you. Good day.

Can I get apps and zerts

I call eggs pre-birds…OR…future birds

I don’t know what I’ve been told, someone here is getting old. Good news is dessert is free. Bad news is we sing off key. Happy birthday TO YOU!

So you’re telling me there’s a chance…….YEA!!!

That is so embarrassing for your life…and your soul